The Theory of Competition

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Here is the thing that makes life so interesting. The theory of evolution claims only the strong shall survive. Maybe so, maybe so. But the theory of competition says just because they're the strong they can't get their asses kicked. That's right. See what every long shot come from behind underdog will tell you is this. The other guy may in fact be the favorite. The odds may be stacked against you, fair enough. But what the odds don't know, is this isn't a math test. This is a completely different kind of test. One where passion has a funny way of trumping logic. So before you step up to the starting line, before the whistle blows and the clock starts ticking just remember out here the results don't always add up. No matter what the stats may say, or what the experts may think, and the commentators may have predicted, when the race is on ALL bets are off. Don't be surprised if somebody decides to "flip the script" and take a pass on yelling uncle. And then suddenly as the old saying goes, we got ourselves a GAME.

Whether of not you win this thing you have to decide how you are going to walk out of here when it is all said and done. Cause the game is going to go on. And there is only one rule you are going to need to know about. There are no second chances. There is only this moment, and the next moment. Everyone one of those moments is a test, that you get to take one time, and only one time. So if you see an opening, tear into it. If you get a shot at victory make damn sure you take it. Seize that moment. That moment is a crossroads where everything you want will collide with everything standing in your way. You got momentum at your back, fear and doubt are thundering like a freight train straight at you. All you got, the only difference between making history and being history, the only thing, THE ONLY THING you can count on in any given moment is YOU. It's YOU vs. THEM. YOU vs. NO, YOU vs. CAN'T, YOU vs. NEXT YEAR, LAST YEAR, STATISTICS , EXCUSES . It's YOU vs. HISTORY, YOU vs. THE ODDS. It's YOU vs. SECOND place. The clock is ticking. Let's see what you got.

Hacked from Nike ad, which was hacked from Versus, with narrator John Doman.

Just do it. But don't get caught.