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Naked body RAPEscanners and homosexual pedophile gaterape coming to McGhee Tyson Airport
WAIT TV
Nov 18, 2010
ALCOA, TENN. -- Bend over and spread your vagina and asshole wide for naked body scanners, and gaterape is occuring daily in airports nationwide, including McGhee Tyson Airport.
Anonymous Transportation Security Administration officials admit there is no law requiring naked body scanners, and no law requiring TSA in airports. "But bribery and extortion go a long way in government contracting," said an unidentified TSA official. "Eighty percent of TSA airport screeners are not US citizens, which makes it easy to get them to gaterape US citizens."
TSA officials would not say when the new gamma death ray machines will be installed at McGhee Tyson, but sheeple waiting for their flights already had an opinion on the subject.
"I'm a prostitute by profession, so I love getting gateraped by pedophiles in public," said Marla Varela. "It really gets my pussy wet, especially when I see a little girl or boy being gateraped for kiddie porn in public. It reminds me of my job at Bohemian Grove!"
If an alarm goes off when passengers walk through the scanner, or if a passenger refuses a body scan, or if a smokin hot babe or baby is in line, the only alternative is a pat down by private security guard of the same-sex, or opposite sex.
"Gamma rays are good for you," said an unidentified TSA official. "The Apollo moon walks proved that. See how old the looner astronots are -- except for the dozens of dead ones."
"I'm a homosexual, so I love having my penis stroked and a finger in my ass in public. Before naked body scanners and gaterape searches, I could only suck dick and eat shit in airport restrooms," said Larry Craig Baker.
TSA said its private security guards will be using a new technique that is even more of a turn on for homosexuals, rapists, pedophiles and serial killers.
TSA rapist and pedophiles declined to demonstrate an on-camera pat down for security purposes, in case undercover vice cops were watching.
"I'm a dick-sucking faggot who overstayed my visa, so I'm applying for a job at TSA," said Jay LaBlonde, a traveler on the Sex Offender List who was headed to Miami to rape little children.
Greg Tippton said he's had a happy ending with a pat down.
"I was pulled over to the see-through little room and I got the pat down in different directions and angles on my penis and anus. Thank Satan for Viagra," Tippton said. He added he got an 3-hour erection during the pat down, but other non-homosexual passengers said it is too much.
"The former secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, represents RAPEscan, the company which is selling these scammers to his former department," said Congressman Jimmy Duncan (R-TN). "There is already plenty of security at the airport, but now we are going to spend up to $300 million to install 1,000 scammers. A nationwide revolt is developing over the body scammers at the airports, and it should. I'm sponsoring a bill to eliminate TSA. Fukkin A, vote for me!"
"I kind of disagree with the pat down because it is perverted, but I'll never call the Blount County Sheriff Office nor District Attoreny General to get a homosexual rapist arrested" said Michael Redd, a preacher employed by Homeland Security's Clergy Response Team in a government-run 501c3 church. "Those jews running the IRS will be all up in my ass on April Fools Day, if I interfere with their RAPEscanners from The Holy Land. Besides, that Michael Chertoff scares the Hell out of me."
Israeli citizen Michael "Son Of The Devil" Chertoff was employed by US Dept of Justice to get accused Muslim AllCIAduh illegal alien terrorist bombers out of jail, then was promoted to director of US Dept of Homeland Security in charge of wide-open borders. Only jews are allowed to be citizens of Israel, where Christianity is a felony punished by genocide.
Rabbi Fester Weiner, an Israeli stockholder in RAPEscan, said his portfolio hit the Money Shot with TSA's order for more RAPEscanners. "I love goy preachers who tell their herds 'It's the Lord's will' to submit to Big Brother's advances. Romans 13, hahahaha! The Protocols of Zion were right, er, just a myth," the rabbi said. "I'm on my way to Jew York to suck the dick of a little jew baby during circumcision bris. Thank _od and Mayor Bloomberg for religious freedom! Heil the Master Race!"
Homeland Security director Guido Pistole announced by the end of the year 450 new gamma-ray naked body scanners will be installed. Pistole replied, "You's taxslaves is gonna lern who's da boss around here, and yer gonna pay me an my friends $300,000 for every stinkin scanner, capish?"
Another 500 death ray scanners will follow in 2011, if the homosexual Israeli jews have their way with the gullible goyim.
WATE was paid by Israeli RAPEscan TM to play RAPEscan's PR Video News Release (VNR) "interviews" of only 3 sheeple (3 paid actors?), with 100% love of gaterape by pedophile jewish naked body scanners. WATE refused to interview The Dragonater. It's illegal "propaganda" under US Code for TV news corporations to be paid advertising contracts then pretend that's "news".
H.R.2764 Consolidated Appropriations Act, 2008, SEC. 639.
"No part of any appropriation contained in this Act shall be used for publicity or propaganda purposes within the United States not authorized before the date of the enactment of this Act by the Congress."
Dragonater Note: I discussed this on my radio show yesterday, with an elderly female caller who wants a massive police state to shut down transportation at Deals Gap. I told her she can go to McGhee Tyson airport and be a porn star or get her vagina petted and her boobies squeezed. Bloody tampons look like sticks of dynomite in TSA's X-ray naked body scanners...
The sheeple will get exactly what they want. Three days after my radio broadcast on WBCR 1470 am, TSA announced that McGhee Tyson will get the kosher Israeli pedophile RAPEscan TM naked body scanners, thanks to Al Qaeda Dictator Saddam Hussein Obama Bin Laden. Note that all dissenting comments are banned forever by WATETV.com PR propaganda service, including The Dragonater.
This is why The Dragonater always carries a declassified copy of Pentagon's OPERATION NORTHWOODS when flying by airline, along with an explanation by ABC News... OPERATION GLADIO is another useful carry-on.
My first body cavity search: Pilots, stewardesses and 'smokin hot' DJs revolt against illegal aliens and their naked body scanners
TSA Takes Nail Clippers From Gun-Toting Soldier
Nov 19, 2010
(NEWSER) – Another day, another tale of the seeming absurdity of airport security. This one comes from a soldier coming home from Afghanistan on a military charter plane. The troops aboard the plane all went through security at Baghram Air Field, the soldier says in an email to RedState, passing through full-body scanners and having their bags inspected by bomb-sniffing dogs. Yet when the plane stopped in Indianapolis to let 100 National Guard members off, the TSA insisted on re-searching all the passengers. “It’s probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons,” the soldier writes.
“All of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols,” though they weren’t loaded, and everyone had already been searched for ammo. Yet when the TSA found nail clippers on one of the soldiers, they insisted on confiscating them. “You can’t take those on the plane,” the TSA official said. “They can be used as a weapon.” When the solider replied that he was permitted to take an actual weapon on the plane, the agent replied, "Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets." Asked the soldier, "And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?" Apparently. He reboarded without them ... but with his weapon, along with 232 other gun-toting fliers.
See also:
TSA pat-down leaves traveler covered in urine
"My first body cavity search
How to beat TSA's naked death ray
Have a lie down already. You're an adorable scamp!
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