Monday, July 12, 2010
Free Bikini Bike Wash and Motorcycle Porn
Destination Motorcycles in Farragut TN had their free Bikini Bike Wash and free cookout on Saturday 10 July. Big discounts for cash buyers of naked or barely covered Ducatis, KTMs, BMWs, Triumphs, Vespas and Piaggios. Big profits on t-shirts. Something about a vintage bike show. A good time was had by all. Never saw a $5000 door prize or Camero. Then it was off to slay the Dragon and its minions.
$70 digital camera without reflector, desaturated without photochop. Shoulda backed it in for better lighting and background.
Bikini babe Sara was once a pro stunter with Chuck Malott at Vertical Limits, winning Sickest Trick at Bikestyles Stunt Games in the current issue of Throttle Nation magazine.
Vertical Limits at Destination MC
Music by The Lords of Acid: Robot Love; Boom I Fucked Your Boyfriend; Heaven Is An Orgasm. Lords of Acid & Thrill Kill Kult Sextreme Ball in Knoxville on Sunday, August 8 2010, at The Valarium.
More photos from Bikini Bike Wash
Destination has now closed, and relocated to Ultimate Motorsports in Knoxville for bikini bike washes
THE DRAGONATER WINS IN TRAFFIC COURT AT DEALS GAP, RAISES SPEED LIMIT TO 65 MPH ON THE DRAGON - NOLLE PROSEQUI BY BLOUNT COUNTY ATTORNEY GENERAL. NO TESTIMONY, HEARING NOR TRIAL WHATSOEVER. 60 MPH SPEEDING TICKET DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE, COSTS PAID BY THE STATE, IN BLOUNT COUNTY GENERAL SESSIONS COURT WITH JUDGE BREWER. THP TROOPER RANDALL HUCKEBY ADMITTED ON VIDEOTAPE DURING TRAFFIC STOP THAT ALL SPEEDING TICKETS NORTHBOUND ON US129 AT MILE MARKER 0.5 ARE FEDERAL JURISDICTION, NOT STATE JURISDICTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). HUCKEBY WAS ALSO CAUGHT ON VIDEO SPEEDING AT 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON, WITHOUT THE MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS AND SIREN REQUIRED FOR IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). TDOT ADMITTED IN WRITING THAT THE MANDATORY TRAFFIC ENGINEERING SURVEY SPEED AUDIT WAS NEVER PERFORMED, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, THUS THE POSTED 30 MPH SPEED LIMIT ON THE DRAGON REVERTS TO THE DEFAULT 65 MPH IN TN CODE. THE DRAGONATER ALSO MADE VIDEO OF TROOPER HUCKEBY SPEEDING UP TO 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON IN A 30 MPH ZONE, WITHOUT MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS NOR SIREN, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, AND PERJURY IN HIS PERSONNEL FILE, WHICH SHOWED HIS $100,000+ SALARY. 2007 TDOT SAFETY AUDIT REPORT CONFESSED THAT THP'S JOB IS TO BAN ALL COMMERCIAL BUSINESSES ON THE DRAGON, SO THP TICKETS INCREASED 11,400% IN BLOUNT COUNTY. THP'S STALKER RADAR OPERATOR MANUAL CONFESSED THAT RADAR CANNOT MEASURE THE SPEED OF VEHICLES WITHIN 18 MPH OF ACTUAL SPEED. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FULL EVIDENCE FILE. UPDATE 7 MARCH 2011
Saturday, July 10, 2010
There's a tarantula in my motorcycle
Deals Gap open for bullshite
THE DRAGONATER WINS IN TRAFFIC COURT AT DEALS GAP, RAISES SPEED LIMIT TO 65 MPH ON THE DRAGON - NOLLE PROSEQUI BY BLOUNT COUNTY ATTORNEY GENERAL. NO TESTIMONY, HEARING NOR TRIAL WHATSOEVER. 60 MPH SPEEDING TICKET DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE, COSTS PAID BY THE STATE, IN BLOUNT COUNTY GENERAL SESSIONS COURT WITH JUDGE BREWER. THP TROOPER RANDALL HUCKEBY ADMITTED ON VIDEOTAPE DURING TRAFFIC STOP THAT ALL SPEEDING TICKETS NORTHBOUND ON US129 AT MILE MARKER 0.5 ARE FEDERAL JURISDICTION, NOT STATE JURISDICTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). HUCKEBY WAS ALSO CAUGHT ON VIDEO SPEEDING AT 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON, WITHOUT THE MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS AND SIREN REQUIRED FOR IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). TDOT ADMITTED IN WRITING THAT THE MANDATORY TRAFFIC ENGINEERING SURVEY SPEED AUDIT WAS NEVER PERFORMED, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, THUS THE POSTED 30 MPH SPEED LIMIT ON THE DRAGON REVERTS TO THE DEFAULT 65 MPH IN TN CODE. THE DRAGONATER ALSO MADE VIDEO OF TROOPER HUCKEBY SPEEDING UP TO 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON IN A 30 MPH ZONE, WITHOUT MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS NOR SIREN, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, AND PERJURY IN HIS PERSONNEL FILE, WHICH SHOWED HIS $100,000+ SALARY. 2007 TDOT SAFETY AUDIT REPORT CONFESSED THAT THP'S JOB IS TO BAN ALL COMMERCIAL BUSINESSES ON THE DRAGON, SO THP TICKETS INCREASED 11,400% IN BLOUNT COUNTY. THP'S STALKER RADAR OPERATOR MANUAL CONFESSED THAT RADAR CANNOT MEASURE THE SPEED OF VEHICLES WITHIN 18 MPH OF ACTUAL SPEED. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FULL EVIDENCE FILE. UPDATE 7 MARCH 2011
Deals Gap, Tenn. -- It's confirmed, the Dragon is now open 24/7 in Tennessee, without curfew. The gate doors at the TN/NC border have been removed, along with the closure signs, although the posts remain. A few closure signs still need to be removed in Maryville and Townsend. Troopers were shooting radar at Tabcat, joined by BCSO SUV. The opening time itself remained Top Secret. According to a worker from the site, the actual cost to the taxslaves was $9-million, not TDOT's reported "low-ball" $2-million "lowest bid". The rockslide cliff looks more unstable than ever...
Why so serious?
The usual riffraff telling DC jokes, Gixxer07 banned by ETR
Dragonburgers, beer and DG Resort for sale
The fog of war at Deals Gap
Day 2: Saturday 10 July 2010
Trooper vs Dragonslayers at the Overlook
Already 8 cops vs Dragonslayers after Grand Opening, riding the OT clock at taxslave expense
Stealth mode without radar after sunset, then drove South to NC at a high rate of speed without mandatory emergency lights nor siren
Slayerhater strikes again, beware the bears at the Overlook
Stealth first responder flees Dragon with family
Dragon bites Harley, bloody oil all over 129
Kickstand draggin in corners punctured engine case
Sunset on a broken Harley
No photos of the elderly rentacruiser who dropped his security deposit, crushing himself between his hot pipes and an innocent biker pumping gas. Saved by the Dragonator before he could burn down CROT. Then he crashed again 30 seconds later, pulling out of the parking lot onto 129. Drunk, diabetic or Peter Principle?
See also:
Business 'booming' after 'The Dragon' re-opens in Blount County
Deals Gap Grand Opening at ETR Police State
Rockslide closes Dragon, Heavens fall
Who is Slayerhater? Only the Slayerhater knows
Always shave your balls, since you never know when you'll end up in hospital
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