There's a tarantula in my motorcycle

On the day Deals Gap reopened in TN, this little monster was hiding under my tarp. Didn't see it until I'd folded and carried the tarp, where it was visible as I set it down. Second one so far, this was not as large as the other. I hate my garage.

Deals Gap open for bullshite

THE DRAGONATER WINS IN TRAFFIC COURT AT DEALS GAP, RAISES SPEED LIMIT TO 65 MPH ON THE DRAGON - NOLLE PROSEQUI BY BLOUNT COUNTY ATTORNEY GENERAL. NO TESTIMONY, HEARING NOR TRIAL WHATSOEVER. 60 MPH SPEEDING TICKET DISMISSED WITH PREJUDICE, COSTS PAID BY THE STATE, IN BLOUNT COUNTY GENERAL SESSIONS COURT WITH JUDGE BREWER. THP TROOPER RANDALL HUCKEBY ADMITTED ON VIDEOTAPE DURING TRAFFIC STOP THAT ALL SPEEDING TICKETS NORTHBOUND ON US129 AT MILE MARKER 0.5 ARE FEDERAL JURISDICTION, NOT STATE JURISDICTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). HUCKEBY WAS ALSO CAUGHT ON VIDEO SPEEDING AT 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON, WITHOUT THE MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS AND SIREN REQUIRED FOR IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION (VIDEO BY THE DRAGONATER). TDOT ADMITTED IN WRITING THAT THE MANDATORY TRAFFIC ENGINEERING SURVEY SPEED AUDIT WAS NEVER PERFORMED, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, THUS THE POSTED 30 MPH SPEED LIMIT ON THE DRAGON REVERTS TO THE DEFAULT 65 MPH IN TN CODE. THE DRAGONATER ALSO MADE VIDEO OF TROOPER HUCKEBY SPEEDING UP TO 60 MPH ON THE DRAGON IN A 30 MPH ZONE, WITHOUT MANDATORY EMERGENCY LIGHTS NOR SIREN, IN VIOLATION OF TN CODE, AND PERJURY IN HIS PERSONNEL FILE, WHICH SHOWED HIS $100,000+ SALARY. 2007 TDOT SAFETY AUDIT REPORT CONFESSED THAT THP'S JOB IS TO BAN ALL COMMERCIAL BUSINESSES ON THE DRAGON, SO THP TICKETS INCREASED 11,400% IN BLOUNT COUNTY. THP'S STALKER RADAR OPERATOR MANUAL CONFESSED THAT RADAR CANNOT MEASURE THE SPEED OF VEHICLES WITHIN 18 MPH OF ACTUAL SPEED. WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FULL EVIDENCE FILE. UPDATE 7 MARCH 2011

Deals Gap, Tenn. -- It's confirmed, the Dragon is now open 24/7 in Tennessee, without curfew. The gate doors at the TN/NC border have been removed, along with the closure signs, although the posts remain. A few closure signs still need to be removed in Maryville and Townsend. Troopers were shooting radar at Tabcat, joined by BCSO SUV. The opening time itself remained Top Secret. According to a worker from the site, the actual cost to the taxslaves was $9-million, not TDOT's reported "low-ball" $2-million "lowest bid". The rockslide cliff looks more unstable than ever...


Why so serious?


The usual riffraff telling DC jokes, Gixxer07 banned by ETR


Dragonburgers, beer and DG Resort for sale


The fog of war at Deals Gap

Day 2: Saturday 10 July 2010


Trooper vs Dragonslayers at the Overlook


Already 8 cops vs Dragonslayers after Grand Opening, riding the OT clock at taxslave expense





Stealth mode without radar after sunset, then drove South to NC at a high rate of speed without mandatory emergency lights nor siren


Slayerhater strikes again, beware the bears at the Overlook


Stealth first responder flees Dragon with family


Dragon bites Harley, bloody oil all over 129


Kickstand draggin in corners punctured engine case


Sunset on a broken Harley

No photos of the elderly rentacruiser who dropped his security deposit, crushing himself between his hot pipes and an innocent biker pumping gas. Saved by the Dragonator before he could burn down CROT. Then he crashed again 30 seconds later, pulling out of the parking lot onto 129. Drunk, diabetic or Peter Principle?

See also:

Business 'booming' after 'The Dragon' re-opens in Blount County

Deals Gap Grand Opening at ETR Police State

Rockslide closes Dragon, Heavens fall

Who is Slayerhater? Only the Slayerhater knows

Always shave your balls, since you never know when you'll end up in hospital