So who's ready for sloppy seconds with your gay buds? No law against underage enemas. Johnny Knoxville got rich off this shit. GO VOLS!
beer enema - An act in which one lubricates the neck of a beer bottle then fully sits on it so it completely enters that person anally. They then lean forward, lifting the bottle upwards so the contents flow into their anal cavity. The bottle is then removed and the contents are sprayed from the anus. This also produces a quick alcohol buzz compared to drinking the beer. Also related to the term, "beer enema cocktail" in which someone drinks the beer after it has been used as an enema.
-Urban Dictionary"Tyler Bray is no longer the biggest douchbag on campus woohoo!!!"
-Tyler Bray"Does this beer bottle shoved up my ass make me look gay?"
-PKA pledge during Rush Hell Week"We're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!"
-Johnny Quest, Animal House on trial for drunken debauchery at University of Tennessee Student Court
UT chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity suspended over alcohol incident
Sep 24, 2012
KNOXVILLE (WATE) - The University of Tennessee, Knoxville's Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) chapter is administratively suspended, officials said Monday.
The UT Police Department is leading an investigation connected to alcohol incidents on Saturday that involved the fraternity's Zeta chapter.
Police say a 20-year-old, unresponsive man in critical condition was dropped off at UT Medical Center. Hospital staff said his blood alcohol content was well over .40.
At the Pike House, officers found several people passed out, including three men.
Investigators believe fraternity members were putting alcohol through rubber tubing into their rectums. This practice greatly heightens the level and speed of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses filtering by the liver.
The suspension was put into effect by UT and the International Chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha. It will last for 30 days, or until a decision is made about the chapter's permanent status.
The fraternity cannot operate during this time, according to a letter released Monday from the Pi Kappa Alpha International Fraternity office.
A press release from fraternity headquarters says in part: "The fraternity has been in contact with the chapter leaders, local alumni, and the university and has requested all members cooperate fully with the ongoing police investigation. The international fraternity in no way condones this behavior and while this is disappointing and saddening to have learned of the inexcusable actions of these students, our thoughts and prayers are with them and their families during this difficult time."
The Knoxville Police Department is assisting UTPD as needed with this investigation.
UT student had blood-alcohol level over 0.40; fraternity chapter suspended
By Hayes Hickman
Knoxville News Sentinel
September 24, 2012
KNOXVILLE — A University of Tennessee fraternity has been suspended for 30 days while campus police investigate an incident in which a student was found to have a blood-alcohol level "well over 0.40" that left him in critical condition, according to reports and a police spokesman.
Officers responded about 1:30 a.m. Saturday to the University of Tennessee Medical Center emergency room after an unresponsive 20-year-old man was brought in by four young men, according to a University of Tennessee Police Department incident report.
The victim appeared to be "extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault," the report states.
Investigators later determined that the student had received an alcohol enema at the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house, 1820 Fraternity Park Drive, on campus. Police determined other students at the Pike house had engaged in that form of alcohol consumption.
One of the men who brought the victim to the emergency room described the incident to police investigators as "butt-chugging," or "inserting a tube into the anus and then funneling an alcoholic beverage rectally," according to the report.
Knoxville Police Department spokesman Darrell DeBusk identified the victim as Alexander P. Broughton of Memphis.
Broughton was transferred to the hospital's critical care unit. He was no longer listed as a patient at the hospital this evening, according to a nursing supervisor.
When officers later arrived at the fraternity house, they found several people inside, including three males who were passed out, DeBusk said this afternoon.
"Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," DeBusk states in a news release.
The fraternity's UT chapter has since been administratively suspended by Pi Kappa Alpha International, pending a decision regarding its permanent status, according to a statement release by UT spokeswoman Karen Ann Simsen.
UTPD is leading an investigation into the incident.
No criminal charges have been filed.
The fraternity's UT chapter previously was suspended for two weeks after three pledges were hospitalized following a January 2008 hazing incident. A family member told the News Sentinel that the students had developed staph infections after being made to do exercises on a bathroom floor.
An undisclosed number of chapter members later were expelled by PKA International.
The 2007 winners have just been announced at the Darwin Awards web site. The Darwin Awards are "named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, [and] commemorate those who improve our gene pool by accidentally removing themselves from it."
Yesterday you read about the runners-up. Here is this year's big winner:
The Enema Within
Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally.
His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. The machine shop owner couldn't drink alcohol due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favorite beverage via enema.
One May evening, Michael was in for one hell of a party. He convinced his wife to administer two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address! When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed.
The next morning, Michael was dead. The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%, but his wife was arrested for administering the fatal enema.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. (5/21/04, Texas; charges against wife were finally dropped in 2007)
London Daily Mail
25 September 2012
A student has almost died after being given an 'alcohol enema' at a college fraternity house.
Alexander Broughton, 20, was rushed to hospital unconscious after a rubber tube was inserted into his rectum and alcohol poured in.
The practice, known among students as 'butt chugging', took place during a party at the Pi Kappa Alpha House on the grounds of the University of Tennessee.
Using the enema speeds up the process of alcohol entering the blood stream because it bypasses the liver's filters.
The 20-year-old was found to have a dangerously-high blood alcohol level of 'well over' 0.4.
Hospital staff treating the unconscious student at first thought he was the victim of a sexual assault when they examined his body.
They later discovered from his friends that he had been given the crude alcohol enema at the frat house in Knoxville.
Doctors at the UT Medical Center said the student had ingested so much alcohol he could have died from alcohol poisoning.
Investigators who later went to the frat house found three other students passed out in their rooms from drinking. They also found boxes of empty boxes of wine strewn around the Pi Kappa Alpha House.
University officials have now suspended the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity while police investigate the drinking party.
Broughton, who is from Memphis, was taken to hospital by a friend in the early hours of Saturday morning, according to a police report.
The student appeared to be 'extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault'.
He was transferred to the hospital's critical care unit after his blood alcohol reading was put at 'well over' 0.4.
Broughton was discharged from the hospital on Monday. Police discovered that the 20-year-old and others at the frat house had been taking part in 'butt chugging'.
Police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said: 'Upon extensive questioning it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver.'
A spokesman for the University of Tennessee said: 'University officials are currently conducting an investigation into allegations involving the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity chapter and incidents that occurred over the weekend.
'Due to the gravity of the allegations, interim sanctions have already been imposed upon the chapter and will remain in effect until the investigation is concluded and final reports are available.'
It is not the first time the PIKE chapter has been involved in trouble at the university.
In 2008, the chapter was placed on administrative suspension after a hazing incident where pledges were allegedly asked to do push-ups on broken glass.
Three students were later hospitalized with staph infections. A member of the fraternity said pledges were asked perform a 'lateral ab movement' known as 'bows and toes' on the bathroom floor.
The university's Office of Student Judicial Affairs charged the chapter with hazing and it pleaded guilty.
After completing its suspension, the chapter served several months of probation. The international PIKE organization investigated and kicked out 25 of the chapter's active members.
Fraternity demands right to beer enemas in UT Student Court
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